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Traditional Speciality Guaranteed

by Diehards of Deep Dish

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1.
They say it's just a game of give and take Keep your head down and bottoms up, big mistake Because I don't think I'm ready for this.... This is not about what you want this is what you need THIRST QUENCHER! Pour some more slop in the trough piggy's gotta feed THIRST QUENCHER! Feel it all coagulate then vomit up your greed THIRST QUENCHER! This is not about what you want this is what you need THIRST QUENCHER! It's time to lubricate that deep dish pan They say you're just a boy until you've had a man But I don't think i'm ready for this... This is not about what you want this is what you need THIRST QUENCHER! Pour some more slop in the trough piggy's gotta feed THIRST QUENCHER! Feel it all coagulate and vomit up your greed THIRST QUENCHER! This is not about what you want this is what you need THIRST QUENCHER!
2.
Fun... at a Straight Edge Party I want Pizza! I want Soda! Pizza Party, Soda Party Straight Edge Party! I want Pizza! I want Soda! Fun... at a Straight Edge Party!
3.
Pancetta 02:08
Baby take my hand and roll the dice Say bottoms up and get another slice Cause i'm gonna make you an offer which you can't refuse I can feel all my veins are turning blue Temperature increase, it's on the rise... WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! You can see it dripping and you want some more I watch you salivate and crawl across the floor Brush everything to the side and feel it pushing through Regurgitate all the things that have been fed to you Temperature increase, it's on the rise... WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! (where's my slice!) WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE! WHERE'S MY SLICE!
4.
If it's not made with the right ingredients, then don't even speak those words I need my tomatoes grown on the volcanic plains of Mount Vesuvius Traditional Speciality Guaranteed I want it for my pizza, I want it for my weed Traditional Speciality Guaranteed I want it for my pizza, I want it for my weed CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! My mozzarella must come from buffalos raised in a semi-wild state My dough must be kneaded by hand and in an oak fire stand, to be! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! ~Summoning of the great slice~ CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! CRISPY, TENDER! CRISPY, TENDER, FRAGRANT! Napoletana.
5.
Battered and Salty i'm.... Battered and Salty i'm.... Battered and Salty i'm.... Battered and Salty i'm.... Battered and Salty, I'm Battered and Salty, You're Battered and Salty, I'm Battered and Salty and...
6.
King of the Jews was the King of the Slice Victim of Roman sacrifice Words of wisdom as deep as his dish Handing out pizza not bread and fish Baby baby make me loco Baby baby make me mambo Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! Italian thieves of the Holy Grail Stolen recipe, great betrayal Words of wisdom as deep as his dish Handing out pizza not bread and fish Baby baby make me loco Baby baby make me mambo Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! Hell, Fire, 666! You can eat a pizza on the crucifix! (or six!) Cheesus Crust, we worship thee! Cheesus Crust, we worship thee! Cheesus Crust, we worship thee! Cheesus Crust, we worship thee! Cheesus Crust, we worship thee! Cheesus Crust, we worship thee!
7.
Delivery Boy 05:40
I ordered a pie... At quarter past five. This supreme is mine. It's that flavor I thrive. My stomach rumbles. The crust will crumble. If he's not here soon... Welcome to your doom! Delivery boy! Where are you now? (Where are you now) Delivery boy! Where are you now? (Where are you now) It's half past six... Now I need my fix! The order is late. My hunger is great! Where is this hot feast? No piece and no grease! Now I'm getting mad... An angrier dad! Delivery boy! Where are you now? (Where are you now) Delivery boy! Where are you now? (Where are you now) x2 (Disgruntled words against delivery boys everywhere) Where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now?

credits

released August 20, 2021

Diehards of Deep Dish are:

Cheese (Joey Provolone)
Tomato (Ryley Base)
Wheat (Beef Richards)
Mushrooms (Mattzarella Gibson)
Herbs (Herbie Handcooked)

All of our pizzas are cooked, authentic Chicago Style by Head Chef Evan Pope (Yeast), and using only the finest of Studio 11B ingredients.

Special thanks to Big Daddy Cunningham, the Scowlin'ist Wolf, and Your Enabler for the constant support and ass-kicking that got us this far.

Tauranga Music Sux.

Raise it and Praise it.

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Diehards of Deep Dish Bay of Plenty, New Zealand

Est. 2013

Enthusiasts of the 3 inch crusted, topping-coated, grease dripping pizza pie. Tauranga based slice lords will tell you all about what it means to party, with the proper ingredients.

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